




Absolute Beach
A B&B for over-15s two minutes' walk from Britannia Beach, St Helena Bay
About this stay
Absolute Beach is a small B&B at 1 Oloff Henning Crescent in Britannia Bay, a quiet holiday village on the western shore of St Helena Bay, about two hours by road from Cape Town International. Britannia Beach is two minutes away on foot, and the house lends loungers and umbrellas for it. Some rooms look over the sea. Inside there is a communal lounge, a library and a small deli; outside, a seasonal outdoor pool, useful because the Atlantic on this coast stays cold even in summer. Check-in runs from 14:00 to 21:00. The policy is adult-leaning: published rules say children aged 14 and under are not accepted, and pets are not allowed, apart from service animals.
- Two minutes' walk from Britannia Beach
- Sea-view rooms in some categories
- Seasonal outdoor pool for a cold-Atlantic coast
- Beach loungers, umbrellas and a library
- No children aged 14 and under, no pets
- Rated 9.6 from more than 130 reviews
Our take
Absolute Beach is a B&B two minutes' walk from Britannia Beach, in a small village on St Helena Bay, a short drive from Paternoster. I would book it for a quiet couple's stay with walks on the sand and a book from the house library. I would not book it with children, since published rules exclude those aged 14 and under, nor with a dog, since pets are not allowed. Expect a cold Atlantic: you come here for the beach and the light, not for long swims, and the pool only runs in season.
- Arrive between 14:00 and 21:00: check-in closes at nine, and the drive from Cape Town International takes about two hours.
- Take the house loungers and umbrellas down to Britannia Beach: it is two minutes away, and the wind off the Atlantic makes shade and shelter worth carrying.
- Drive round the bay to the Vasco da Gama monument, which marks the Portuguese navigator's landing in St Helena Bay in 1497.
- Leave the dog at home and check the children's ages before booking: pets are refused and the house does not accept children aged 14 and under.
Why we love it
- Britannia Beach two minutes away
- A small house rather than a resort
- A library and lounge for windy afternoons
- A small village on St Helena Bay
Why guests love itAbsolute Beach is not a family address, and saying so is the most useful thing here: published rules state that children aged 14 and under are not accepted, and pets are not allowed, apart from service animals. For couples or friends, it works well. Britannia Beach is two minutes' walk, loungers and umbrellas come from the house, and a lounge and library fill the windy afternoons that are common on the West Coast. The Atlantic is cold here, so the seasonal pool is the place to swim. The West Coast is outside the malaria zone. With 9.6 from more than 130 reviews, guests clearly rate the hosts, the cleanliness and the beach access.
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